Grandpa and Grandma were walking outdoors when a pigeon flew
overhead. The bird took this moment to relieve itself and its package
landed squarely on Grandpa's head.
Seeing the mess, Grandma said, "I wish we had some toilet tissue."
Grandpa said, "What good would it do. He's probably a half a mile
away by now."
overhead. The bird took this moment to relieve itself and its package
landed squarely on Grandpa's head.
Seeing the mess, Grandma said, "I wish we had some toilet tissue."
Grandpa said, "What good would it do. He's probably a half a mile
away by now."